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Tea is the Best
The Doctor likes a bit of coffee, oh yes. Patrick
Troughton's Doctor was always after a cup, and Jon Pertwee wouldn't
have managed all that tinkering in his lab without some pure, strong
caffeine to keep him going!
But seriously though, tea is much more vital, much more
important. Not just because it's beautiful, but also because it is
responsible for the safety of our Universe. Fact. Was it
coffee that brought the Tenth Doctor back to consciousness in 'The
Christmas Invasion'? Did a spillage of Nescafe's finest bring him to
his senses? Nope. It was tea. Tea from a flask, brewed by a
single mother on a council estate in London. Without her brew, the
Doctor would have remained in the land of nod while half the
population jumped from the rooftops to their doom.
And it's the one thing that can cheer the good old
Doctor up. In 'Genesis of the Daleks', he and Harry are captured by
the Kaleds, and the Doctor asks for some tea. Denied, he mutters
somberly to his companion: “No tea Harry...”. There is one
unimpressed Time Lord, and from that moment on, the fate of the
Kaleds is sealed.
So, there you have it. Tea. The saviour of the Universe,
favourite drink of our favourite Time Lord, and an all round tasty
brew. I can be safe in the knowledge that if the Doctor should whisk
me away, I'll know that somewhere aboard the TARDIS, there's a
kettle. Life without tea, for me, would be no life at all...
By way of a conclusion, I'll leave you with this
gorgeous moment from 'The Awakening', which sums up the beauty of
'Doctor Who' and tea at the same time:
Will: What be tea?
The Doctor:
Oh, a noxious infusion of Oriental leaves containing a high
percentage of toxic acid.
Will:
Sounds an evil brew, don't it?
The Doctor:
True. Personally, I rather like it.
('Doctor Who' – The
Awakening, Eric Pringle)
And for more information on tea, and it's unique
relationship with 'Doctor Who', you can go here:
http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Tea.